Ripped from the pages of Live, from the Catacombs:
Sequester to Ensure Truth of Sec Kerry’s “Troops are Dumb” Comment
I joined the Army back in 1999 for several reasons. At 19, even after three semesters of college, I wasn’t sure what I wanted to do. Staying in school at that point would have been a waste of my time and a waste of my parents’ money. So when the recruiter talked to me about job training, adventure, and benefits (that included education) it sounded too good to be true. And to soldiers who are currently serving, it apparently is too good to be true.
Education is one of the main reasons young soldiers give for joining the military. An incredible number of soldiers receive degrees from the Associates level up through the graduate level using the highly successful Tuition Assistance program to access thousands of online courses through schools all over the United States. And I think we would all agree that educating our soldiers could prove to be beneficial in regards to national defense.
Enter sequester, stage left. Yeah. From the White House. And if that’s not enough, in order to ensure that the evil Republicans (who in this case did nothing more than cave and let the petulant child-in-chief have his way)get what’s coming to them, an e-mail from the White House directed at least one department to do whatever was necessary to ensure that the fears “mongered” by the administration concerning sequester cuts were realized by the American people.
It stands to reason that a true leader would look for the spending cuts that would do the least damage to the American people. It stands to reason that a true leader would cut wasteful spending first. Like grant money for shrimp on treadmills, cocaine for monkeys, or – oh, I don’t know – excessive golf outings. But not our President. He figures that the best people to absorb the sequester cuts are our soldiers. The guys who put their lives on the line everyday to keep his golf courses safe. The guys who, unless they finish their educations and become officers, will probably spend most of their lives earning a salary that barely qualifies as “above the poverty line.” The guys who, whether they like the President or not, would step in front of a bullet for him because they understand the meaning of words like “honor,” “duty,” and “leadership.”
A memo from DoD Comptroller Robert Hale dated March 5, 2013, went out to each service branch, strongly suggesting that all new enrollments to the Tuition Assistance program be placed on hold. The Marine Corps has since announced that they will also be pulling all Tuition Assistance funding for current students at the end of this semester.
You’d think this administration couldn’t sink any lower. And you’d be wrong. One possibility for further cuts is TRICARE, the healthcare program for active duty soldiers and their families.
But that’s not even the best part! What is the best part, you ask? This President can still be the hero! How is this possible you ask? Well…
If these and other cuts are implemented, as directed, in such a way as to make them as acutely felt as possible, Americans will cry out for relief. The President, with the help of a complicit media, has already been mildly successful in convincing the public that the sequester can be blamed on the Republicans. The minute he signs into law any eventual compromise that brings relief, it will be a fairly simple matter to convince the public that he is the author of their salvation.
In the real world, when one party intentionally injures another party for the sole purpose of then swooping to the rescue, it’s a mental condition (Munchausen by proxy). When the President does it to the entire population of the United States, it’s apparently grounds for reelection.
